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Jess...

[www.myspace.com/bestxkeptxsecret]

Created on 2007-09-10 22:57:50 (#13791136), last updated 2008-12-17

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Birthdate:	1989-05-24

Bio

^{"two wrongs dont make a right....but three rights make a left"}

^{^ i took this picture ^

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i love ice cream.

i eat too much.

i laugh so hard i snort sometimes. =/

im obsessed with taking pictures of myself and random objects.

i enjoy confusing you.

i get confused easily.

im lazy, and i dont care.

i like to make people laugh.

i make fun of crazy people.

i talk to myself under my breath.

i hate math and work and school...and pretty much everything.

if you are not funny...i probably wont ever really talk to you.

i have an ass! and im proud. =D

i have a really bad temper.

im a slow burn.

i never forgive, or forget.

im a slight germ-freak.

i only have a few 'real' friends, and i love them to death.

dont break my heart, i will kill you.

btw, my dad doesnt have a problem going back to prison, if you catch my drift.

i have a sick sense of humor.

im a perv...haha! But at least im HAPPY.

im not motivated enough.

i talk like a trucker.

i love cherry coke and dr. pepper.

i have only ever been to the beach like maybe 3 times ever in my life.

i dont sunburn.

i dislike my curly hair. It doesnt follow the rules!

i hate change, and i will do anything to keep things from changing.

i dont do drama. save that for your own mama!

if your out of line, i wont say anything...

...until i finally freak out and rip you a new one.

im not scared of guys....at all!

i am clumsy.

im short. the end.

i go to AVC, its pretty cool.

i get insulted easily.

i dont fully trust anyone.

i talk a lot.

i like to speak in different accents, but im not that good at it.

my favorite color is red.

i think lilies are really pretty.

i have 3 cats and a dog.

i like tacos. theyre yummy.

i giggle when im nervous.

i love my cat more then anyone else.

i have really weird dreams, and i always think they mean something.

if i could...i would eat pizza for the rest of my life.

im weird about my cellphone/backpack/purse.

i dont like anybody touching my things.

i type everything in lowercase, all the time. as you can see.

i need to sleep 12+ hours or i dont function well.

i am not a morning person...AT ALL.

i work at KFC, no...you can not have any free chicken.

...or biscuits.

...or mashed potatoes!

btw. i hate chicken.=D

only like 6 people in the whole world have ever seen me cry.

weeds is the best show ever. next to greys anatomy.

i dont watch commercials.

i make inappropiate, sarcastic and rude comments.

i dont think before i speak.

i hate 'starbucks', and love 'its a grind'.

i drink a lot of water...now!

i get mad easily.

i trip or fall at least 2 times a week.

my taste in music changes constanly.

i dont like wearing socks.

walmart is the coolest place ever.

i dig for compliments.

i am really messy.

i am picky about food.

i hate fish!

patience? HA! what patience?

when i get a bad feeling...i am usually right.

when people hurt me..i dont make them feel better when they apologize.

when i am mad...you will 'definately' know.

i hate the band U2...with a deep passion.>.<

...ill add on more as i think it up.}